Meet Brian
Learn about his journey
Brian got the idea for Brian’s Gahanna Bath after noticing a shortage of bathhouses in the area. Especially the kind that offer a full service and happy ending. With that in mind, he set out to find the perfect location that is both secluded but in the heart of the town.
Plans for the bathhouse
Being in the nude and one with nature is a must at Brian’s. So take a look at the different rooms you can enjoy soon!
Solo Rooms
In a solo pool room, you can soak the day away at whatever temperature water you’d like while you await one of the experienced members of our masseuse team to give you a full body massage. Or if you have purchased our Package membership, a member of our happy endings team will serve you. Don’t want to show your parts in public? Then this is the room for you.
The Indoor Communal Pool
The same as our solo rooms, but have fun with friends and neighbors. This room builds character as you sit in a nude bath with friends and strangers.
The Outdoor Communal Pool
An outdoor communal soaking pool complete with nude mini golf! A massage house is next to the pool for both massages and happy endings.
Membership Options
We are offering three early access memberships with prices locked in for life!
Standard Early Bird – $49/year
Enjoy full access to all of our pools
Standard Massage – $59/year
Full pool access with a massage
The Package Massage – $69/year
Experience everything at the bathhouse, and leave with a happy ending
What are you waiting for?
Ready to join? Stay tuned for ways to sign up!
This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators or any affiliated parties. In otherwords, this bathhouse isn’t real.